lyssafreyguy:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ don’t

stop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ me

cause iiii’m

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ havin a gooD TIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ HAVIN A GOOD TIIIIIIIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

(via candyredterezii)

How anxiety works:

Person: you're loud

Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.

Person: you're quiet

Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.

Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.

Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

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raptorific:

Yo but seriously if you think Romeo and Juliet is the worst couple to liken your relationship to, you’ve never met a couple who compare themselves to Joker and Harley

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jerkidiot:

I’ve been trying to find the song that Centuries samples and I found it and it’s called Tom’s Diner by Susanne Vega

THAT IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SOng